One of the main topics of conversation these days is how dependent we are on oil but no one ever says what this oil is. Yes, we know its fossil fuel but whose fossils? Well, it’s mainly little plants although there is the chance that you may be burning a dinosaur or two as well.
To be honest, it’s the human way of life – living off road kill. Early humans scavenged for meat before they taught themselves to hunt it down. These days we are still scavengers of a sort – think about the meat you buy when you go shopping. Sounds odd, I know, but, in effect, someone has already killed the meat for you and wrapped it up nice and neatly.
Stop Scavenging, Start Living
It, in my humble opinion, is time we stopped living off what is already dead. I can’t really say that about food but when it comes to oil and becoming self-sufficient fuel wise, the answer is all around us.
I thought about this when I read recent stories about people stealing old cooking fat to fuel their cars with. Can you guess where I’m going yet? Forget scavenging used cooking fat, why not use the hydrocarbons, high energy ones at that, that we all have.
Smartlipo – that’s what I’m talking about and how it hasn’t occurred to any of these so-called corporate geniuses yet is beyond me. I looked up Smartlipo Baltimore surgeons are raving about and found a great website that told me what I needed to know.
Fat Fuel not Biofuel
Any liposuction or Smartlipo procedure has the potential to take about half a gallon of fat from each person it is performed on. Look at the numbers – around 30% of Americans are classed as obese. That’s about 90 million people and, at half a gallon of fat each, that’s 45 million gallons of liquid fat.
Human fat, gross as it sounds, is the best and energy efficient alternative to biofuel. You might think biofuel is an environmentally friendly alternative but, when you think about it, we are growing good staple foods, such as corn, and turning them into fuel.
That food would feed people who are starving but instead we take it to noisy smelly factories and, at great cost, covert it into gas for our vehicles. We could turn that around though – make the corn into Doritos, humans eat the Doritos and then go for liposuction – hey presto, a bit more fat.
Smartlipo – The Smart Choice
Ok, so not everyone needs liposuction and it isn’t without its risks. And, those of you who insist of driving gas-guzzling vehicles may soon find yourself in trouble with no reserves left to call on.
While you may think this is all a bit of a joke, it needn’t be. The sad truth is that America is the world leader when it comes to obesity. Add in all the other countries in the world and, potentially, we are sitting, perhaps quite literally, on a little (or large) gold mine.
On a more serious note, if you do require a surgeon who does Smartlipo in Baltimore, I recommend this clinic – private, professional and highly qualified staff.